A** Kicking Adventure Club (AKAC)
"Quit your whining and get up the hill!"
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The A** Kicking Adventure Club was conceived by Lee Harper and Megan Breece in April of 2004 in an effort to gather old and new friends for fun activities and adventures.

We are an informal adventure club -- a bit irreverent but well-meaning and definitely fun loving. If you're interested in outdoorsy and off-the-beaten-path activities, then this club is for you! All skill levels and ages are welcome. Each event is given a difficulty rating on the patented "Sore A**" scale so that you can choose the activities that are right for you. And remember NO WHINING! Click here for the Rules.

Our A** Kicking Mission Statement:

  • To boldly explore the world around us in an atmosphere of whimsical camaraderie;

  • To help our friends from all parts of the globe get to know the joys and adventures that the Washington area has to offer; and

  • To finally do all those fun outdoorsy things we always wanted to do but never had anybody to do them with!

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The Rules:

  1. No Whining.

  2. No Stopping.

  3. If you get thirsty, keep walking.

  4. If you get a boulder in your shoe, keep walking.

  5. Give your esteemed leaders some of everything you have (except for diseases please).

  6. Take only photographs, leave only footprints.

  7. Tip your hike leaders well; your life is in their hands.

  8. Spontaneously bellow "YEE-HA!" at frequent intervals throughout the activity.

  9. Quit your whining and get up the hill/paddle the kayak/climb the mountain/ride the horse/jump over the cliff....