A** Kickers on the Loose

Day My Butt Went Psycho
by Andy Griffiths

Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story...the story of a brave young boy and his crazy runaway butt. The story of a crack butt-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Butt Hunter's formidable daghter, and some of the ugliest and meanest butts ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of endurance that takes Zack on an epic journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest, and over the Sea of Butts before descending into the heart of an explosive buttcano to confront the biggest, ugliest, and meanest butt of them all!It's a story you and your butt will never forget!

Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You'll Never Meet
by Kendall Crolius

Golden retriever scarves, Grand Pyranees hats, Siamese socks,and Samoyed sweaters! Kendall Crolius and Anne Montgomery force you not only to examine the logic of what materials to use for knitting, but also offer a new yardstick of the knit value of household pets.

Help Lord, the Devil Wants Me Fat
by C. S. Lovett, Linda Lovett

This book has to be one of the greatest books written concerning weight loss and how to tear down strongholds that the enemy has built in one's mind by causing one to overeat. By putting thoughts in one's mind to eat when one is not really hungry,the devil deceives unsuspecting Christians by the bondage caused by overeating and not being able to serve the Lord,as one would if he was in better shape. ( I didn't word that right but you will understand what I mean if you will buy the book.) The book is very pratical and awesome.

How to Flirt
by Marty Westerman

Learn when to tease them, when to leave them, and when to rest. Cause we all know that flirting can be tough business!

Hair of the Alien: DNA and Other Forensic Evidence of Alien Abductions
by Bill Chalker

Sydney, Australia. July 23, 1992. Twenty-eight-year-old Peter Khoury was awoken by what appeared to be two females -- both striking and unearthly -- kneeling on his bed. What transpired between them was a physical assault as bizarre and disorienting as it was unnatural. Then, as quickly as they had arrived, they vanished. Khoury had become one of a legion of alien abductees with inexplicable experiences, but this particular incident stood apart from all the others. This time, there was evidence -- two strands of white-blonde hair from one of the females..

Last Dinner On the Titanic Menus and Recipes From the Great Liner
by Rick Archbold, Dana McCauley

It is impossible to read this book, which is as sumptuously appointed as the great ship itself, and not want to plan a Titanic dinner party immediately. Fortunately, the book provides--besides beautiful photos, delectable factoids, and fascinating quotes from the rich and vanished famous--clear, easy-to-follow instructions on how to plan such a party. You can use recipes for first-, second-, or third-class meals.

Pet Ghosts: Animal Encounters from Beyond the Grave
by Joshua P. Warren

Includes interviews with animal experts, such as cryptozoologist Loren Coleman. - Simple tools and techniques for you to find and record your pet's spirit. - Theories on how "phantimals" manifest. - Tips on how to contact your deceased pet.